2000-07-07 || 18:24:13

Bell funniness

So check this one out. I'm trying to call Lover to ask her if she'll brush the cats before going to work (We have 4 cats, a fish, and a snail. The cats need to be brushed often, or everyone's allergies start to kick us in the nargs. The fish and snail don't need brushing). The 'phone rings once, then switches to the Bell answering service. Great. I'm supposed to have call waiting, so I try again. same deal. again, again, again...

Finally, I call Bell Canada and say 'Yo! I'm paying for call waiting and the bitch ain't working, yaknowwhutI'msaying?' Long convo, wherein they ask if we can dial out (I dunno, I'm at work), and all the rest, and they finally decide to send some one by to-morrow.

I call my landlord and ask him to knock on my door to see if Lover can dial out.

It turns out she'd knocked the 'phone off the hook in her sleep.

Eh...

In other news, we're going to a cousin's wedding to-morrow. It would be fun if I had ANYTHING to say to my extended family.

I have always wanted to make love to someone on a church altar, or maybe that long table they have up there. It would be more comfy, that's for sure.

As for Mysteria's latest entry, I have to say that if I had more energy right now, I'd disagree with you on the whole bodies thing most vehemently. As it is, I'll just say that whereas I'll agree that the female form is moree interesting by at least a tonne, I'm sure that Lover would agree that the weird, dangly bits are a lot less funny looking when they're being used.

Also, I have to say that, prudish or not, I don't think ANYONE should be marching about downtown without a shirt on. not because it's exhibitionist or gross or anything else like that, but because someone out there might be uncomfortable seeing it. Why should we give out rights without balancing them with responsabilities? For instance, legalise toplessness at the beach and designated parts of town (touristy spots and parks), while disallowing it elsewhere (industrial parks, banking districts, restaurants, etc).

Or better yet, make everyone live their life in a pod, connected to a huge machine that uses them for energy, except that this Keanu Reeves character (who should not be allowed to procreate) finally takes a pill and wakes up into a whole new world of possibilities, including freeing the people from the pods...

Of course, I'm getting carried away. Lover and I watched the second part of Trixxx a coupla nights ago. It's a porn spoof of The Matrix, which is a move I loved. Trixxx isn't as cool, but the camp value is definitely up there. Rebecca Lord, too. Lover and I agree that we'd be stumbling over one another to get to her first...

Argh ! I'd better think about work-related stuff...

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