05.21.2002 || 23h12

Star Wars

Yeah, so I went to see Attack of the Clowns to-night. Beautifully made. Great sound, excellent use of music. Horrid scriptwriting. Oh, and when did the former queen Amidala get downgraded to a T&A role? From the obviously chilly spaceship to the monster rending her shirt and revealing an admittedly delicious midriff, I have to report that, unlike a fine wine, Amidala gets more tasteless with age.

Oh, and stupid, too. For instance, when Anakin comes home from whupping a load of Tusken arses, she comforts him, even though the return of the Vader Hoedown on the sound system told all of *us* that he'd just had his first Darth moment... Bitch, he's just come back from wiping out a village of Tusken families. He doesn't need your sympathy, he needs therapy.

Aside from that, Anakin Skywalker's a whinging prat. I now know why the Dark Side has him: They're the only ones who'll keep him.

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So, ideal way to drink Rev: Take a bottle of Rev and a 1.14 litre bottle of vodka, take a sip of Rev and top it up with the vodka. Repeat until there's no more vodka.



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