2001-08-12 || 1:02 a.m.

Nichole's celebrity shagfest

Yawn. Back from Ye Old Orchard on Monkland, where we were sorely disappointed to discover that our friends were *not* playing to-night, and that the band that *was* playing can only play in one key: The key of shite. We moved to the terrace and gloried in the goosebumps that accompanied every cool gust, and the girls even donned sweaters.

Halle-dee-die-dee-lujah.

I had to do it, anyway. I had to go out. I'd spent the day cloistered with a box of Comet and a rag, wiping out the toilet and the tub, mopping floors, vacuuming the solarium. I took a brief hour or so to rollerblade to the Tum-tum Tree and back, but I was still jumping from cabin fever by the time I left. now, I am home again and just about ready for bed, I think.

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If my damned gbook doesn't start working again soon, I'm going to kick a small animal.

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I went over at Nichole's request and made my list of top 5 celebrity shags (just like you should all do), but I think I'd like to expand it to my top 10, just because there are some who should really be on there:

Cf's top 5 earth-shaking shags

Catherine Durand
Natasha Lyonne
Isabelle Adjani
Mirella from Sugar jones
Charisma Carpenter

You see the problem? Granted, there are no all-Americans like Heather 'Gag me' Graham or Beauty Myth supermodel icons, no typical bouncy California girls, and best of all, nobody perfect and bland.

But I forgot Bif Naked; Jayne Hill and Sara Johnston (um, at the same time, preferably...); and, because everybody needs a pornstar somewhere, Rebecca Lord.

Enough of this childishness.

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So, to-morrow, it's *hopefully* off to the Celtic Festival at the Douglas, then who knows? I know that on Monday night, I'm meeting MWOS's former Stage manager to get ready for this year's production, so my place had better be presentable.

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Goodnight all. cf signing off.



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